thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would both get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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drunkenpandaaa:

blackandmildwithgod:

I love this show.

Trust.

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